Hello, Thankyou for listening,
My name is Adam Kay (and my name is Suman Biswas)
This Album is sponcered by smaxo glith klein, who have asked us to say a few words about their new [bad word]  [bad word] 
 [bad word] It's our brand new wonder [bad word] we think you'll find entising, [bad word] 
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The BMF has 20,000 different [bad word] to take
So we thought what could we produce to give you all a break
[bad word] that can treat anything from lepracy to SARS
And you can give it in the mouth, IV, or up the [bad word] 

It's [bad word] 
It can cure [bad word] cold and being [bad word] by lightning, [bad word]  um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i

We tested it on animals and none of them survived
But thats OK 'cos when we wrote the paper up we lied,
It's first choice for MI, MS and even for ME,
And COPD, HIV, PE and DVT
 [bad word]  [bad word]  It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting, [bad word]  um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i.

There are some minor side-effects, and some are not that rare,
Like nausea, vomiting, losing all your hair,
Heart attacks, [bad word] [bad word] and growing extra [bad word] 
But it's [bad word] cheap and hey this is the NHS.
 [bad word]  [bad word] There are cures for everything from Aids to Pubic Licening, [bad word]  um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, 
 [bad word]  
We make it from the cerebela cortex of a bisin, 
After that it undergoes some polygenic splicening [bad word]  um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, 
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It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as Tyson,
It brings an end to all that pharmocology revising, [bad word]  um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, 
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We sell lots in Japan 'cos it's the antidote to Ricin,
The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising,
Take [bad word]