50 Ways (исполнитель: Eminem)
[Verse 1:] You probably gonna think that I'm talking about you and you [bad word] right I am look at you, this is the minimal I could diss you subliminally, but I think criminal instinct has pushed me to the brink, my [bad word] does it stink he still loves me cause he puts me in his ink he does, doesn't he, still is, isn't he? Nah, I'm just playing tug of war with his heart cause he misses me I can still [bad word] him and leave him whenever I feel frisky and there's no risk of disease cause he ain't with anyone is he? this [bad word] really thinks she can get me if she still wants me, driving across country strapped him to the front seat, missing all the front teeth thinking to herself when's the next time he's gonna punch me? I told this [bad word] she's gonna over-do it once and once she does, she'll be stuffed up in a [bad word] crunch, he [bad word] her up in a ball bunched up nice [bad word] [bad word] around get dumped up in a lake 'fore you dump me you cunning little [bad word] deceitful witch you thought you had me, 'till my shrink told me this [Hook:] The problem is all inside your head she said to me The answer is easy if you take it logically I'd like to help you in your [bad word] to be free There must be 50 ways to leave your lover [Verse 2:] I feel like a serial killer I keep dumping bodies in the lake, Imma get caught and sent up the river I shiver when I think of [bad word] I keep how do I know she ain't gonna kill me when I sleep? I shriek, every time she hands me something to drink kept us together, when we slept together everything was all better, she made me feel like a king slowly, she began lowering my self-esteem she go to the club and not answer the phone when I call her and I just bought her a [bad word] for 50,000 dollars accused me of doing [bad word] and screaming "holla" then I find a bag of coke on her, some marijuana and all I know is every time I go to them hiding spots, wherever she hides her blow the little bags of dope, there was a pile of coke that's growing smaller, and that was just a while ago and I wouldn't even let on like I know what was I supposed to do, call her out on it? we just argue say she put it down on purpose and flipped the whole script ooh she's a manipulative evil [bad word] a cunning little [bad word] little deceitful witch she thought she had me, 'till my shrink told me this [Hook:] The problem is all inside your head she said to me The answer is easy if you take it logically I'd like to help you in your [bad word] to be free There must be 50 ways to leave your lover