Hundreds of days
We keep our way right
To the lab of this [bad word] poke-professor.
Raticates everywhere,
But I want to catch
Really rare pokemon.
Will you impress me?
I lost pokeball
That you gave me last night,
And I thought that I
Couldn't properly fight.
But look at our tent,
Tablecloth near it.
It's a charmander
In a couple of feet.

This is not a charmander, [bad word] 
(You're [bad word] dumbass.)
This is just pale [bad word] in your red bowl.
(You're [bad word] dumbass.)
I'll say only one thing and no more.
(Oh, I have never, [bad word] me,)
Seen such idiot like you. Before,
(Before I met your bald dad.)

Oh, you, dump [bad word] 
How could we defeat this [bad word] 
You don't think of
how we'll climb over it.

This is a venasaur
And you know that this is a grass-type, [bad word] 
And we don't have even a growlithe
To start this short war.
This is a venasaur
And you know that this is a grass-type, [bad word] 
And we don't have even a growlithe
To start this short war.

This is not a charmander, [bad word] 
(You're [bad word] dumbass.)
This is just pale [bad word] in your red bowl.
(You're [bad word] dumbass.)
I'll say only one thing and no more.
(Oh, I have never, [bad word] me,)
Seen such idiot like you. Before,
(Before I met your bald dad.)