I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will [bad word] 
If you like your coffee hot
let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your raincoat
for those frequent rainy days
I wanna be your dreamboat
when you want to sail away
Let me be your teddy bear
take me with you anywhere
I don`t care
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your electric meter
I will [bad word] out
I wanna be the electric heater
you`ll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
hold your hair in deep devotion
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
that`s how deep is my devotion