I'm sorry!
 [bad word] #39; cable off
 [bad word]  I make it... hey, bring me somethin' to drink
Yeah, the [bad word] #39; Crazy was to do, I don't worry
 [bad word]  ain't [bad word] on this [bad word] 
Oh [bad word]  What the [bad word] is this?

"Show intro starts to play"

Hey, [bad word]  [bad word] back to The $20 Sack Pyramid
I'm your host [bad word] #39; O.G. Henny Loug
& we're back with our 2 final contestants
Duck [bad word] #39; Mouth & Bootny Lee Farnsworth
They'll be playin' for a $20 Sack of Indo
& a 35 dollar gift certificate to [bad word] swap meet
Alright y'all beotches got 30 seconds to answer 5 [bad word] #39; questions
Lani. You're ready wit that clock?
Well let the games begin.

Alright, man, we got to do this [bad word]  man
 [bad word] yeah, man, [bad word] that the whole neighborhood is watchin' & everybody's watchin'
We can do this [bad word] right now
We gotta do this [bad word] right now, Okay. You ready?
 [bad word] yeah [bad word] on!
Hey man, you ready?
I'm ready.
I'm ready, let's go!

"clock is ticking"

Indo! Uhh ... uhhh ... Caby! .. uhhh Booter!
 [bad word]  [bad word] I used to sell ... uhhhm
Hocus Pocus
Oh, things that people smoke!
Right! That's it that's it.

Oh, oh [bad word] me in the [bad word] 
Oh, Oh, step to me & let me suck your [bad word] 
Oh, things that Tim Dawg was sayin'
Yeah, that's it right now
Oh yeah! [bad word] on keep goin' man, hurry up!

Uhh, uhh, VCR's, oh, TV's & [bad word] 
All them sox & [bad word] 
Oh, that box in your room & [bad word] 
Oh, Oh, I [bad word] came up on loot!
That's it, That's it right there
Yeah, that's [bad word] on hurry up, man, hurry up.

Uhh, En Vogue, oh, Halle, Halle, Halle Berry.
 [bad word]  [bad word]  Oh, bad [bad word] 
Yo, uhh, your Auntie Clarisse
Oh, [bad word] I wanna [bad word] 
That [bad word] right there, that [bad word] [bad word] on, hurry up we got 5 seconds
Okay, Okay, oh, oh, I know Doc
Dre gonna do my music & [bad word]  uhh, uhh
Snoop & me, we go to the swap meet
Oh! oh, I know, I know!
Things that niggas be sayin' to get the [bad word] #33;
That's it, that's it right there!

That [bad word]  That [bad word] 

Give me my [bad word] #39; weed, Give me my [bad word] #39; weed!
It's alright, baby!
Give me my weed, give me my $35 to go to the [bad word] #39; swap meet! [bad word] #33; Uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh ...

I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money!!!!

"Show theme song outro"