I'm as fake as a wedding cake 
And I'm vague and I know that I'm 
Homopolitan 
Pitifully predictable 
Correctly political 
I'm the new, I'm the new, new model 
I've got nothing inside 
Better in the head and in bed 
At the office 
I can suck it and smile 
New 
New 
New model 
I can choke and diet on coke 
I'm spun and I know 
That I'm stoned and rolling 
Lifelike and poseable 
Hopeless and disposable 
I'm the new, I'm the new, new model 
I've got nothing inside 
Better in the head and in bed 
At the office 
I can suck it and smile 
New 
New 
New model 
Pitifully predictable 
Correctly political 
Don't let them know how far you go 
Or that you use your lovers 
Oh look, you're like a VCR 
Stick something in to know 
Just who you are 
I'm the new, I'm the new, new model 
I've got nothing inside 
Better in the head and in bed 
At the office 
I can suck it and smile 
New 
New 
New model