You see the face on the TV [bad word] at you every Sunday
See that face on the billboard
That man is me

On the cover of the magazine
There's no question why I'm smiling

You buy a piece of paradise

You buy a piece of me

I'll get you everything you wanted
I'll get you everything you need
Don't need to believe in hereafter

Just believe in me
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'Cos Jesus he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life

Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I'm right
And he's been telling me
Everything is alright

I believe in the family
With my ever loving wife beside me
But she don't know about my girlfriend
Or the man I met last night

Do you believe in God
'Cos that's what I'm selling

And if you wanna get to heaven
I'll see you right

You won't even have to leave your house
Or get outta your chair
You don't even have to touch that dial
'Cos I'm everywhere
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Won't find me practicing what I'm preaching

Won't find me making no sacrifice
But I can get you a pocketful of miracles

If you promise to be good, try to be nice

God will take good care of you
Just do as I say, don't do as I do

I'm counting my blessings,
I've found [bad word] happiness
'Cos I'm getting richer, day by day

You can find me in the phone book,
Just call my toll free number
You can do it anyway you want
Just do it right away

There'll be no doubt in your mind
You'll believe everything I'm saying

If you wanna get closer to him
Get on your knees and start paying