Somebody call me on the phone
Say, "Hey hey hey, is Arty home?
You wanna take a walk, you wanna go cop?
You wanna go get some Chinese rock?"

I'm livin' on a Chinese rock
All my best things are in hock
I'm livin' on a Chinese rock
Everything is in the pawn shop

The plaster's fallin' off the wall
My girlfriend's cryin' in the shower stall
It's hot as the [bad word]  I should've been rich
But I'm just diggin' a Chinese ditch

I'm livin' on a Chinese rock
All my best things are in hock
I'm livin' on a Chinese rock
Everything is in the pawn shop

Ooh aah, ooh aah

The plaster's fallin' off the wall
My girlfriend's cryin' in the shower stall
It's hot as the [bad word]  I should've been rich
But I'm just diggin' a Chinese ditch

I'm livin' on a Chinese rock
All my best things are in hock
I'm livin' on a Chinese rock
Everything is in the pawn shop

I'm livin' on a Chinese rock
I'm livin' on a Chinese rock
I'm livin' on a Chinese rock
I'm livin' on a Chinese rock