Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket
 Knocks in the manager's door;
 Grooning to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack
 Lays out her goods on the floor;
 Everything she's chosen is conveniently frozen.
 "Eat it [bad word] back for more!"

 Lady Window Shopper with a new one in the hopper
 Whips up a chemical brew;
 Croaking to a neighbour while she polishes a sabre
 Knows how to flavour a stew.
 Never need to worry with a tin of 'Hurri Curri':
 "Poisoned especially for you!"

 No use [bad word] 
 If you're caught out in the rain;
 Your mother's quite insane.
 Cat food cat food cat food again.

 Lady Yellow Stamper with a fillet in a hamper
 Dying to finish the course;
 Goodies for the table with a fable on the label
 Drowning in miracle sauce.
 Don't think I am [bad word] if I tell you that it's cat food,
 "Not even fit for a horse!"