I talk a lot of things 
I've seen a lot of stuff 
But what I really want to do is finger bang your [bad word] muff 
I wanna dig my finger out and put it in your mouth 
I get you so wet you flood the [bad word] house 
You think I'm talkin' dirty 
But when you start to jerk me 
All I do is make sure you ain't got the herpes 
But it's ok babe 
You know I got 'em too 
I get you so excited that you can't control your poo

Girl I got this big ol' boner and I know you are a groaner 
and yo momma's name is moaner she can get down if she wanna 
We can watch some movie eat some popcorn 
Girl I got [bad word] in a bag in the backseat of my dots-on 
Girl I don't care if you wanna pull your hair 
I'm a freak in the sheets even eat yo underwear 
I wanna squirt up in that skirt 
Got that thang that you can jerk 
Girl I'm down with 8 sheas if you want to make it work

I got a handlebar mustache 
Promise not to bust fast 
If I ride it from behind my balls are gonna touch [bad word] 
Please don't be no snooty [bad word] 
I'll pee up in your booty hole 
Assassinate an [bad word] 
Yes it's kinda like my duty-o 
Your room mate is a cutie-o 
I met her at the studio 
I feed her plenty roofies then I kicked her in the cooty-hole

You don't know where the [bad word] I've been 
My balls are full of melon in and then hacky sack her with my weiner 
Go ahead and tell a friend

Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down) 
Got a dong 
And I wanna 
Lay it on ya