"If I said you had a beautiful body"
 by: Bellamy Brothers

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing [bad word] quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Now, we can talk all night about the weather
Tell you 'bout my friends out on the coast
I could ask a lot of crazy questions
Or I could ask what I really want to know

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing [bad word] quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Now, rain can fall so soft against the window
The sun can shine so bright up in the sky
But daddy always told me, "Don't make small talk"
He said, [bad word] on out and say what's on your mind"

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing [bad word] quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing [bad word] quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?