Some people think
 The perfect fantasy
 Is the girl next door
 But my dream girl
 Has got the keys
 To my heart and home
 I never dreamed
 That in a million years
 She’d settle for me

 This room’s to let,
 I only advertised
 This morning
 But here you are,
 With three months’ rent
 And references
 That shine beyond belief
 “Take me to my room,”
 You said,
 “No time to lose,”
 You said,
 And now you’re making omelettes
 And you ask me,

 “Who’s that girl on the fridge?”
 And I’m telling my life story
 But I guess she’s too good for me

 She’s not my girlfriend
 She’s just a friend who’s a girl
 She’s my colleague,
 She’s my best mate
And she rocks my world
 I want to tell her,
 But I just can’t find the time
 Or find the words
 (Oh) for god’s sake
 Kiss the girl!

 quiet night in
 But we won’t even know
 You’re here
 No phones no [bad word]  Maybe now’s my chance
 To tell her how I feel

 But now you’re here and I can’t think
 So why not stay and have a drink?
 ”(Spoken)
 I don’t mind if you don’t mind
 Do you wanna stay?
 I don’t mind!
 Great”

 And now she’s going to live with monkeys
 See the world, and disappear
 I what’s keeping her here?

 She’s not my girlfriend
 She’s just a friend who’s a girl
 She’s my colleague,
 She’s my best mate
And she rocks my world
 I want to tell her
 But I just can’t find the time
 Or find the words
 (Oh) for god’s sake,
 Kiss the girl!

 I can’t take this anymore
 I want you to go
 ‘Cause you’re talking to a cat
 And everybody loves you
 And you’re better than me at football
 And my job
 And now Sophie’s all monkeys, monkeys, monkeys
 You’re going to take her away from me.

 Alright I didn’t want to do this
 But it might be the only way
 The world will end
 If you don’t concentrate
 On why you want to stay
 So, Mr. Sofa Man,
 What’s keeping you here? 

 Sophie! I don’t wanna leave
 Sophie! I can’t leave
 Sophie! I love you, Sophie

 But what about the monkeys?

 Oh, not again
 Not when the world’s about to burn
 Just for god’s sake
 Kiss the girl!