Hi Ian!
Hey Anthony. Did you hear about prom?
Yes Ian, let's go to prom with hot girls.
Great idea!
But what if other people
Don't know how to prom?
Then let's show them how to prom with a tight rap!
Great idea!

Before you can go to the prom
You've got to get a hot date
That looks real bomb.
Get the courage to go-o-o-o-o up and ask her.
I'm really good at it
'Cause I'm the pickup master!
Or you say, "Go to prom with me
'Cause I'm hecka ripped!
If you say 'no',
I'll bust your lip!"
Women always like a show of force.
My dad was a wimp,
And that's why he's divorced!

We're gonna show you
How to pretty, pretty prom.
Slamming energy drinks,
Dancing all night long.
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby
Is the best!
'Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!
How to prom!

Can't go to prom in a jeans and a hood.
Gotta dress hecka handsome
And be looking hecka good!
Suit, tie, b-b-b-b-black socks.
We the pimps of prom
'Cause we totally rocks.
When you're stupid mom tries to take pics,
Never smile.
Show your badass,
Look hostile.
Make sure you flex your muscles alot,
And try to show them off,
Them bom diggity socks!

We're gonna show you
How to pretty, pretty prom.
Slamming energy drinks,
Dancing all night long.
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby
Is the best
Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!

Roll up to prom and it's all hecka lavish.
There's a table full of punch
That you wanna ravage.
The DJ's blasting all
The c-c-coolest noise
Slim Shady, Slipknot, and the Backstreet Boys!
Some people spike the punch with booze.
Don't drink it!
You'll get [bad word] 
And show your [bad word] #33;
So we spiked the punch with lots of sugar.
And because we're so funny,
We put in a booger!

Sl-l-l-lo-o-o-ow Da-a-a-an-n-nce Ti-i-i-ime.

First, grab your girl,
Step out on the floor.
Put your hand on her shoulder
And get ready to score.
Slide your hand down her back;
Move it down to the cr-ra-ack.
Hover there, brother,
You're about to attack.
Now slow it down yo,
Go get ready to go
Then touch that sweet butt.
You're the man now, bro!

We're gonna show you how to
Pretty, pretty prom.
Slamming energy drinks,
Dancing all night long.
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby
Is the best!
One more time!
We're gonna show you how to
Pretty, pretty prom.
Slamming energy drinks,
Dancing all night long.
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby
Is the best!

So that's how [bad word] at your high school prom;
Hope you learned a lesson on how to be the bomb!
But if you couldn't follow our tips
'Cause you're a loser noob,
At least there's always some [bad word] girl
Flashing her boob!