Can you hear me out there loud and clear
Saddle up them bottles and let's get out of here

We're all aboard the alcohol express tonight
Drinking every single thing that's in sight
So don't wait we won't be home tonight

Yes it's [bad word] Alcohol I love you

Yeah well there's gonna be a whole lotta [bad word] to pay
But I can I pay you on pay day

We're all aboard the alcohol express tonight
Drinking every single thing that's in sight
So don't wait we won't be home tonight

Yes it's [bad word] Alcohol I love you

"Satchel for the youngest son!"

Solo

We're all aboard the alcohol express tonight
Drinking every single thing that's in sight
So don't wait we won't be home tonight

Yes it's [bad word] Alcohol I love you