We've had a [bad word] of a ride
But you thought we were riding to heaven,
Well, I [bad word] lied
So crank that funky [bad word] to eleven
('leven, 'leven, 'leven)

Photosynthetical, I want 'em botanical 
And I'm kind of theoretical (what?)
Quantum mechanical (what?)
Alphabetical, a word puritanical
Not a hypothetical [bad word] tyrannical [bad word] rex [bad word] the system
Solar plexus
lone star Texas, yeah,
Too smart to be ist, hey

Slow it down; the [bad word] s too quick [bad word] it. Stick with it
The kid is too sick to quit
Haters: suck my [bad word] 
Handle the candle, lick the wick.
No, stop. Better than that.
C'mon, "mail" definition, there's a letter in that
Spell "male" then repeat the second letter in that
AA if you got a girl, let her in that.

I said I've got a green light, Jay Gatsby
You know leaking's just for maxi
So leak my tracks, they're tax-free
and that's the way they should be if you ask me.
Take this music
Choose it, use it, fuse it,
Abuse it, lose it.
Some of you like it sweet,
But if it's just me, then B, let's ride the beat.
 [bad word] it, get a bucket
My stomach is gonna upchuck
Texas ranger, no walker, get up, Chuck
Pixar's [bad word] are slick 'cause they [bad word] up
What a [bad word] up, stuck up, suck up
Say this [bad word] is [bad word] Write me off 'cause I'm a white kid, tryin' to rap
Because I'm willing to quit, I'm just gettin' the kill
Keep killin' this [bad word]  oh

We've had a [bad word] of a ride
But you thought we were ridin' to heaven
Well, I [bad word] lied
So crank that funky [bad word] to eleven

We've had a [bad word] of a ride
You thought we were ridin' to heaven, heaven
I [bad word] lied
So crank that funky [bad word] to eleven, baby

Lyrical acrobat
Listen empirical mathematician, the miracle aftermath
Is it part due to the fact that rap's elastic addict acts dismissive?
Too smart to be dismissed, hey
This heartbeat missed a fist
Kids can't cut it but they try a wrist, [bad word] Got nothin' on me, I'm a nihilist [bad word] on, Bo, flow
Blow like the wind go
Flow like the wind blow
Blowin' out the window
Amnesty, Amnesia, I remember a window in Indonesia
Pleased to meet ya

I don't believe in Jesus
Jesus please don't sneeze your cheez-its
Please, it's just what I believe
It's not Jesus. It's Jesus, right?
Not like the Jeremiah Wright guy
Rhyme, too tight, and it's makin' you fight
My skins light brite, like a knife in your wi-fi
Lord of the Rings, but I'm the Tolkien white guy
Too dense, gotta rewind it
Hate my brain, but too sane to mind it
The meaning's there, but as [bad word] of thumb
Just hum if you're too dumb to find it, uh.

We've had a [bad word] of a ride
But you thought we were ridin' to heaven
Well, I [bad word] lied
So crank that funky [bad word] to eleven

We've had a [bad word] of a ride
But you thought we were ridin' to heaven, heaven
I [bad word] lied
Now crank that funky [bad word] to eleven, baby

We had a [bad word] of a ride
But I thought we were ridin' to heaven, heaven
You [bad word] lied
So crank that funky [bad word] to eleven, 'leven

We had a [bad word] of a ride
[You think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me]
But you thought we were ridin' to heaven, heaven
[You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all]
I [bad word] lied
[You think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me]
So crank that funky [bad word] to eleven, baby
[You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all]

We had a [bad word] of a ride
You thought we were ridin' to heaven, heaven
I [bad word] lied
So crank that funky [bad word] to eleven, 'leven

We had a [bad word] of a ride
But I thought we were ri