Sweet America, hello again, this is President Eden. Id like to have a chat. The Enclave is back, America. Ah, no, not just on your radio. Right now Enclave troops are patrolling the Capital Wasteland. These fine men and women, under [bad word] of the stalwart Colonel, Augustus Autumn, have one mission: The restoration of American peace and order. But lets hear from the man himself, shall we America? I give you Colonel Augustus Autumn.
Colonel Autumn: Thank you Mr. President. People of the Capital Wasteland, I am Colonel Autumn. By now, you have encountered Enclave troops in your towns, in your settlements. When you see the Enclave, you see the United States Government. We are authorized to restore order and civility, by any means necessary. Just stay out of the way and let us do our job. Interfere with the Enclaves mission, and you will be dealt with, harshly.
Very good Colonel, heh, very good. So, there you have it, my darling America. Enclave troops are now in your neighborhoods, in your lives, in your hearts. Together, well restore the glory of this great nation. One problem at a time. So remember America, the Enclave is working around the clock, to return this country to greatness. All you need is a little patience, a little faith. Until next time, this is your president, John Henry Eden, signing off.