We now return to celeberty Apprentehh
Donald [bad word]  Now little John why do you think your team lost?
Lil John: HHWHAT?
Donald [bad word]  Ur spost to be this great rapper how'd you loose a rap battle w/ the deaf [bad word] 
Announcer: We [bad word] your program for a special word from the president of Americaa
President: My fellow americans i have uh some [bad word] to tell u i know 1 president getting sum anal from michelle. [bad word] i got him saw bin laden out in pakistan & shot him in the dome & told him there u go i got him yo solved a [bad word] problem joe let's break out the hennessy everybody smack a [bad word] around from here to tennessee now let us see which dirka dirka wants another round w/ me thought i told u crackers u dont wanna [bad word] around w/ me
Osama: Ay bro recognize me? I look like the durrky selling you a slurpee so much noise about me everybody judge me no1 ever loves me they say that im dead but they don't even know i work at liquor store they test my D-N-this says kareem abdul jabar yeah that's him i drive a cab in new york i did 9/11 i fight for jihad al quaida give me discount card
President: [bad word] please...b-b-b [bad word] please get off ur [bad word] camel get ur [bad word] sandals taking we're taking all ur [bad word] countries from u [bad word] monkeys 
Osama: Bro im from africa [bad word] from baghdad the jews took my cologne i smell like a dog
Press: mr president who should we blow up next?
President: Well i know prince william he livin like a king he don't do [bad word] he just sit & get [bad word] for free how the [bad word] r u gon let him pay his wedding w/ the money he took from u mother [bad word] let him pay for it what a bunch of pale cross bred yea they all fail 1 of them is dead & the others should be all in jail oh prince charles livin large but ur mom in charge [bad word] u william & tell the queen to slob all on my [bad word] Queen: we're all livin like kings raping all the peasants takin all their presents so much nice things we could have it all we take it from the poor (hee hee) they say we're imbred i gotta [bad word] me cousin take a look at london they mad they want bread but they can eat me [bad word] poo
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President: [bad word] please...b-b [bad word] please take off the [bad word] crown & blow ur [bad word] man [bad word] hey queen*...h-h-hey queen* get off the [bad word] horse & make a [bad word] sandwich
Osama: bro [bad word] you william & [bad word] ur fat [bad word]  [bad word] you can suck my balls. i [bad word] u by force 
Donald [bad word]  hello my name is donnie [bad word] i make a billion every time i take a dump...i don't need to win the white house i'll just buy it. I bought the taliban & told osama that he's fired. Now ima smart guy what the [bad word] s this royal wedding? i bought the palace & i'll move in when im [bad word] ready so when u see the prince of england stare & point & say "ay u got some free [bad word] bozo" u got some free [bad word]  free [bad word]  it's free [bad word]  [bad word] please*...b-b [bad word] please* get all ya [bad word] boys & watch my [bad word] show yeah taking we're taking*... we're t-t-taking* all ya [bad word] oil yeah [bad word] [bad word] 
Osama: bro i'm from africa don't [bad word] with my bros my crew's from mexico i blow myself up 
President: my fellow americans today osama bin laden was found at a 7-11 in pakistan,ohio. i greeted him there myself w/ a birthday card as i haven't seen him in over 10 years i asked him [bad word] to my daughter's birthday party. he declined so i shot him in the face myself we can all rest assured that michelle will be giving me a [bad word] tonight w/ her mouth this time...am i really the 1st black man that has to convince ppl i killed somebody? michelle what's that smell?