It's been one week since you looked at me  [bad word] your head to one side and said I'm angry 
Five days since you laughed at me saying 
Get that [bad word] back and see me 
Three days since the living room 
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you 
Yesterday you'd forgien me 
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry 

Hold it now and watch the Hoodwink 
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're lookin' at Aquaman 
I summon fish to the dish
Although I like the Chalet Swiss 
I like the sushi'cause its ever touched a frying pan 
Hot like Wasabe when I bust rhymes 
Big like LeAnn Rimes 
Becasue im all about value 
Bert Kaempfort's got the mad hits 
You try to match wits, you try to hold me 
But I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake 
I like vanilla, its the finest of the flavours 
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know 
The vertigo is gonna grow 
Cause its so dangerous
you'll have to sign a waiver 

How can I help if I think you're funny when you're mad 
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad 
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral 
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will 
I have the tendancy to wear my mind on my sleeve 
I have a history of taking off my shirt 

It's been one week since you looked at me 
Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy 
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got [bad word] burns on both my knees 
It's been three days since the afternoon 
You realized its not my fault, not a moment too soon 
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry 

Chickity China the Chinese chicken 
Have a [bad word] and your brain stops tickin' 
Watchin X-Files with no lights on 
We're dans la maison 
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one 
Like Harrison Ford I'm gettin frantic 
Like Sting, I'm tantric 
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy 
Like Kurasswa, I make mad films 
Okay I dont make films
But if I did, they'd have a Samurai 
Gonna get a set a' better clubs 
Gonna find the kind with the tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing 
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes 
That make me think the wrong thing 

How can I help if I think you're funny when you're mad 
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad 
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral 
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will 
I have the tendancy to wear my mind on my sleeve 
I have a history of losing my shirt 

Its been one week since you looked at me 
Dropped your arms to the sides and said I'm sorry 
Five days since I laughed at you and said 
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do 
Three days since the living room
We realized we were both to blame, but what could we do? 
Yesterday you just smiled at me 
Cause we still got two days till we say we're sorry 
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie