The dirty things I read and write
Are all I think about at night
When I'm lying in bed and all I see in my head is you

Frank's the shortest guy in bandboy history
Gee's an international man of mystery
But the things that we write aren't as slashy as the things they do

In their world I bet their favourite game is 'Hide The Hotdog'
Hi's another way of asking for a [bad word] 
And boy-on-boy is the only way they know
They'll blow each other and [bad word] until their butts hurts
Bob [bad word] coz he knows the view could be worse
You know we'd all be happy to see that show
The vampire and his pint sized Romeo

They don't have to kiss and tell
Coz we can see it all too well
With their tongues in each others mouths up on that stage

When it's not about the music it's all about pleasure
The fans are finding it hot beyond measure
And when they're done they'll just do it another way

In their world I bet their favourite game is 'Hide The Hotdog'
Hi's another way of asking for a [bad word] 
And boy-on-boy is the only way they know
They'll blow each other and [bad word] until their butts hurts
Bob [bad word] coz he knows the view could be worse
You know we'd all be happy to see that show
The vampire and his pint sized Romeo

Lay him down, make love
The way to his heart is lube and [bad word] glove

In their world I bet their favourite game is 'Hide The Hotdog'
Hi's another way of asking for a [bad word] 
And boy-on-boy is the only way they know
They'll blow each other and [bad word] until their butts hurts
Bob [bad word] coz he knows the view could be worse
You know we'd all be happy to see that show
The vampire and his pint sized Romeo
The vampire and his pint sized Romeo