Here is the best thing that I ever wanted
I'll do my best to justify
All of my actions
The way you do your hair and
The clearing of the [bad word] as I see
And hold on to nothing
To lay out a bed
Of the lords favorite rings
Hold on minds, be real

And you'll never know just how dark
This screen could be

The reason I'm living high at the moment
Is probably hard to understand
Lay back and never let the wanderer
Get away [bad word] till that's all that I can do

And you'll never know just how dark
This screen could be

Will you ever know just dark
This screen could be?
Here is the best thing
That I ever wanted
And I'll do my best to justify
All of my actions, so be real

Sha na na...