I think I'll tell a friend
 Just to let 'em in on a secret I know
 No, I better not
 I'm too paranoid to let anyone know

 I'm feeling so proud
 I can spell blood in alphabet soup
 Can you

 No sorryso sorry
 I'm the only one
 I'm the only one
 I'm the only one
 Hahahahahaha
 And you will never know
 You will never know
 You will never know
 hahahahahahh
 I'm feeling so proud
 I can spell blood
 In alphabet soup
 Can you

 I think I'll tell a friend
 Just to let 'em in on a secret I know
 That there's blood in alphabet soup