Misery
It's funny
'Cause misery is nothing
And nothing is funnier than nothing, yeah

And misery is hungry
And souls are what it eats
It devours all your insides
And leaves you lighter than the breeze

And misery is money,
As money ties you down
But there's nowhere I'd rather be
When it starts to smack me around
'Cause I like it
I like it
Stop what you're doing to me
I like it

Misery [bad word] And I love misery
We'll take out a second mortgage
We'll start a little family

And everyone will be miserable
And everyone will sing together
I know there's something wrong with me
But I hope I never get better
'Cause I like it
I like it
Stop what you're doing to me
I like it...