Drew a moustache on your picture
Threw your ring away
I'da wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell [bad word] noise :PPP ]
And that's all I got to say, yeah
That's all I got to say.

When I found that you'd been [bad word] Not a minute did I delay
I'da wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell [bad word] noise :PPP ]
And that's all I got to say, yeah
That's all I got to say.

I even went to where we used to go
Outside of town
Found the tree where we carved our names
And chopped that jive thing down

I burned the tie you give me
Never dug it anyway
I'da wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell [bad word] noise :PPP ]
And that's all I got to say, yeah
That's all I got to say.

I'm gonna do everything I can
To get even with you
I started today when I wrote your name down
In thirty four telephone booths

I burned the tie you give me
Never dug it anyway
I'da wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell [bad word] noise :PPP ]
And that's all I got to say, yeah
That's all I got to say.

(spoken): 
dirty rotten big marona long skinny laigged fat'n stit'n nab'n [bad word] noise :PPPPPP  ] (Shalom)