My name is The Pyro
And I am here to say
I'm gonna make you Light UP
To brighten up my day
It doesn't matter now
If you are RED or BLU
Cuz torchin' all my friends
Is just what Pyro's here to do!

Cuz I love to set you on fire, fire, fire!
Yes I do!
It fills my heart with rainbows all the while!
Yes it does!
Cuz I want to set you on fire, fire, fire
You [bad word] but you'll be mine!

I'd like to blaze your chin.
I'd love to hear your scream.
The corners of your base burnt up
is always Pyro's dream.
And I bet you're now worried,
And your face has made a frown,
I'll work real hard and do my best
To find your frown and torch you down!

Cuz while you burn I love to grin, grin, grin!
Yes I do!
Flames burst in and out your ears!
Let it begin!
Just watch me now joyfully grin, grin, grin!
And [bad word] and cook your rear!

It's [bad word] some days are dark and gloomy.
And maybe you feel sad?
But Pyro will be there to,
Show you there's something more bad!
There is one thing that makes me happy,
And makes my whole life worthwhile!
And that's when I roast up my friends and set them all on fire!

I really am so happy
Your fear fills me with glee.
I invade your hive, burn you alive
And that's so special to me.

Cuz I love to hear you scream, scream, scream!
Yes I do!
Tell me what more can I do to make you flee,
Oh I do!
It makes me happy when you scream, scream, scream!
Yes it always makes my day!

Gonna set the world on
fire, fire, fire!
Make it all burn like sunshine, Sunshine!
All I really want is fire, fire fire!
Coz some day you will be mine!
(x2)

Yes the perfect gift for me! [bad word] on step into the fire, fire, fire)
Is fire that goes on for miles! (Make the world burn like sunshine, sunshine)
To make me happy as can be! (All I really want is fire, fire, fire coz some day you will be-)
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire! [bad word] the fire! [bad word] the fire!