I'm a mummy, I scare people 
Watch what happens when 
I walk up to somebody 
I'm a mummy (aaaaahhh) 

I was born one thousand 
Nine hundred and fity-nine years ago 
My daddy was a mummy, too 

Watch what happens when 
I walk up to somebody 
I'm a mummy (aaaaahhh) 

I don't try to scare people 
I really came back to life 
To buy a copy of 
Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me [bad word] 
But [bad word] from me 

Watch what happens when 
I walk up to somebody 
I'm a mummy (aaaaahhh) 

I wish there was somebody somewhere 
Who wasn't afraid of me, oh, well 

Watch what happens when 
I walk up to somebody 
I'm a mummy (that's cool) 

I'm a mummy (you mean you're a mother) 
No, I'm a mummy (I'm a beatnik) 
People are afraid of me (yeah, I'm hip) 

I was born one thousand 
Nine hundred and fifty-nine years ago 
(Oh, yeah, like that's a long gig) 
Where can I buy a copy of 
Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me [bad word] 
(Ooh, man, I don't dig that trash 
You know like [bad word]  Shearing 
Modern Jazz Quartet) 

I'm a mummy 
(Man, you got a warped groove) 
Aren't you afraid of me 
Aren't you gonna scream 
(Oh, yeah, like, help)