GUYS 
We don't know what we did
But somehow we did wrong
So every time we [bad word] up
We just sing this stupid song

We wish we'd understand
Why women think we're dumb
We're trying hard to get it 
But for now they think we're scum

Men, We Don't Know What we Did

GIRLS
It's not that hard if you try
Speak from your heart, never lie
Except when I'm getting fat
Don't ever say that
Or I might just die

See yes is yes, and no is no
But yes means no means yes, you know
And even though it may not show
There's reason to our female code

It's simple logic don't you see
The difference between you and me [bad word]  you serve and just agree
And we can live in harmony