May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please

Will the real Demon Jester please stand up
I repeat
Will the real Demon Jester please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a Shako before
No wards on the floor, [bad word]  take a look at my score
I just started whippin' your [bad word] worse than before
Gettin' you mad like, "Why aren't we purchasing wards?!"
It's the return of the...
"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just take all my buffs again, did he?"
And your bot lane said:
"Nothing, you idiots
Bot lane's dead, I dropped in and slayed 'em"
Enemy champions love the Jester Man:
"Chigga chigga chigga this Shako, I sick of him
Look at him
Walking around  grabbing our blue and staff
He stole the red buff too, << [bad word] our jungle dude>>"
Yeah, I probably got a couple  of screws up in my head loose
I bet you will get juked when I pull this next mome
This psychotic [bad word] has been let loose
Can't stop his diabolic plots [bad word] and get you
I'ma throw my shivs
I'ma throw my shivs
And if I'm lucky, I'll get to stick one in your ribs