All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You [bad word]  [bad word]  faster then my bullet

Ellen works a long day
Giving weird interviews in a slick cool sweater
And it gets kind on weird
Yeah. Calling us out like we're boyfriend and girlfriend
But it's not 'cause we're just sitting here
And we got cat videos, and dance on Betty White
And stuff, and it's always gonna be weird
'Cause this song is all about Ellen, it's weird. Yeah

Every single time [bad word] on this show
It's really weird, really weird
All because of Ellen
Every single time [bad word] on this show
It's really weird, really weird
Always end up dancing

I've been on this show
Eight times now and I still remember
Ellen hiding in the bathroom
With a hidden camera and she scared me so bad
And I feel and I could've died
She always ask me who I'm dating
Every time I'm on the show
And I don't even know why
But it gets five million hits on YouTube

'Cause every single time [bad word] on this show
It's really weird, really weird
All because of Ellen
Every single time [bad word] on this show
It's really weird, really weird
Always end up dancing