Hollywood Ending
Will it all work out like a Hollywood ending?
Will you reassure me?
My eyes are burning
When is [bad word] with my costume change?
Lighting director, give a glow to my face
My head is spinning
Can you feed me my next line?
I’m new at pretending in these scenes that you write.
Will it all work out?
Will they cut this last scene?
Will an editor please make it all [bad word] 
We’re in the dark here.