Got too [bad word] at the christmas party
 Puked on my dress, [bad word]  I guess I better leave
 On the way home, I took a detour
 I wanna see you
 I wish I never saw

Get the key from under the mat
 Trying to find the light, I stumble around
 I think I heard a noise, what's that sound?
 Well, that's my best friend and you are going down

It's christmas once again but you are [bad word] one of my friends
 Well, I hope her candy cane tastes better than
 My undying love that won't weather
 It's christmas once again but you are [bad word] one of my friends
 Well, I hope her candy cane tastes better than
 My undying love that won't weather
 I hate her
 I hate her
 I hate you
 This christmas

Everyone's excited about going home
 But I am embarrassed to tell my mom
 All the christmas lights and the mistletoe are only making me feel more alone
 All the skater kids are stoned on the hill, even the goths are filled with good willI
 I head to the bar to see old faces
 We're in old streets but new places

It's christmas once again but you are [bad word] one of my friends
 Well, I hope her candy cane tastes better than
 My undying love that won't weather
 It's christmas once again but you are [bad word] one of my friends
 Well, I hope her candy cane tastes better than
 My undying love that won't weather
 I hate her
 I hate her
 I hate you
 This christmas

Well, I guess there's other girls you [bad word]  Well, I guess that means you really suck
 Well, I hope you feel alone this christmas
 You can say goodbye to this cause
 I am [bad word] back

It's christmas once again but you are [bad word] one of my friends
 Well, I hope her candy cane tastes better than
 My undying love that won't weather
 It's christmas once again but you are [bad word] one of my friends
 Well, I hope her candy cane tastes better than
 My undying love that won't weather
 I hate her
 I hate her
 I hate you
 This christmas

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