Jenny, darling, you’re my best friend
But there’s a few things that you don’t know of
Why I borrow your lipstick so often 
I’m using your shirt as a pillow case

I [bad word] our friendship
We should be lovers instead
I don’t know how to say this
’cause you’re really my dearest friend

Jenny, darling, you’re my best friend
I’ve been doing bad things that you don’t know about
stealing your stuff now and then
Nothing you’d miss, but it means the world to me