On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair,
Warm smell of colitas 
Rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light -
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim -
I had to stop for the night.

There she stood in the doorway, I heard the mission bell,
And I was thinking to myself:
"This could be Heaven or this could be [bad word] .."
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way,
There were voices down the corridor, 
I thought I heard them say:
 [bad word] to the Hotel California!
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place), such a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel California!
Any time of year (any time of year), you can find it here."

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes-Benz, uh,
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, 
That she calls friends,
How they dance in the courtyard - sweet summer sweat -
Some dance to remember, 
Some dance to forget.

So I called up the Captain: "Please bring me my wine!"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here
Since nineteen sixty-nine",
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night 
Just to hear them sa-ay:
 [bad word] to the Hotel California!
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place), such a lovely face."
They livin' it up at the Hotel California,
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) bring your alibis...

Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice...
And she said: "We are all just prisoners here, 
Of our own device...",
And in the master's chambers they gathered for the feast,
The stab it with their steely knives, 
But they just can't kill the beast.

Last thing I remember, I [bad word] for the door -
I had to find the passage back 
To the place I was before.
"Relax," - said the nightman, - "We are programmed to receive...
You can check out any time you like, 
But you can never leave..."

(Guitars solo) Ooh!