Hi Ian!
Hey Anthony. Did you hear about prom?
Yes Ian, let's go to prom with hot girls.
Great idea, but what if other people
Don't know how to prom?
Then let's show them how to prom
With a tight rap.
Great idea!

Before you can go to the prom,
You gotta get a hot date
That looks real bomb.
Get the courage to go-o-o-o-o
Up and ask her.
I'm really good at it
'Cause I'm the pickup master!
Or you say, "Go to prom with me
'Cause I'm hecka ripped!
If you say 'no',
I'll bust your lip!"
Women always like,
show of force.
My dad was a wimp,
And that's why he's divorced!

We're gonna show you
How to pretty, pretty prom.
Slamming energy drinks,
Dancing all night long.
Hope your lady's dress,
Shows off her chest
Because seeing female
Boobie, is the best
'Cause we're gonna show
You how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!
How to prom!

Can't go to prom
In a jeans and a hood.
Gotta dress hecka handsome
And be looking hecka cool.
Suit, tie, b-b-b-b-black socks.
We the pimps of prom
'Cause we totally rocks.
When you're stupid mom
Tries to take pics,
Never smile.
Show your badass,
Look hostile.
Make sure you flex
Your muscles alot,
And try to show them off,
Dem bom diggity socks!

We're gonna show you
How to pretty, pretty prom.
Slamming energy drinks,
Dancing all night long.
'Hope your lady's dress,
'Shows off her chest
'Because seeing female
'Boobie, is the best'
'Cause we're gonna show
You how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!

Go-o-o-o
Up to the prom
And it's all hecka lavish.
There's a table full of punch
That you wanna ravage.
The DJ's blasting all
The c-c-coolest noise
Slim Shady, Slipknot,
And the Backstreet Boys!
Some people spiked
The punch with booze.
Don't drink it,
You'll get [bad word] And show your [bad word] 
So we spiked the punch
With lots of sugar.
And because we're so funny,
We put in a booger!

Sl-l-l-lo-o-o-ow Da-a-a-an-n-nce Ti-i-i-ime.

First grab your girl,
Step out on the floor.
Put your hand on her shoulder
And get ready to score.
Slide your hand down her back;
Move it down to her crack.
Hover there brother,
You're about to attack.
Now slow it down,
Go get ready to go
Then touch touch that sweet butt.
You're a man now, bro!

We're gonna show you
How to pretty, pretty prom.
Slamming energy drinks,
Dancing all night long.
'Hope your lady's dress,
Shows all her chest
Because seeing bigger
Boobies, is the best!
One more time!
We're gonna show you
How to pretty, pretty prom.
Slamming energy drinks,
Dancing all night long.
'Hope your lady's dress,
'Shows off her chest
'Because seeing female
'Boobie, is the best

So that's how [bad word] At your high school prom;
Hope you learned a lesson
On how to be the bomb!
But if you coudnlt; fiollow our tips
'Cause you're a loser noo-oo-oo-b,
At least there's always some [bad word] girl flashing her boob!