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Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves Scheherazade had a thousand tales But, mister you're in luck 'cause up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how See, all you gotta do [bad word] that lamp And I'll say, Mister Aladdin, sir What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order, jot it down, You ain't never had a friend like me, no no no Life is your restaurant and I'm you maitre d' C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service You're the boss, the king, the shah Say what you wish, it's yours [bad word] dish, how 'bout a little more baklava? Have some of column "A" Try all of column "B" I'm in the mood to help you, dude You ain't never had a friend like me Wa-ah-ah, oh my Wa-ah-ah, No no Wah-ah-ah, na na na Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that Can your friends pull this out of their little hat? Can your friends go poof! (spoken) Well, looky here Can your friends go abracadabra Let 'er rip and then make the sucker disappear? So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got me bonafide certified you got a genie for your chargé d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So whatcha wish I really want to know You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt Well, all you gotta do [bad word] like so, and oh Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend like me Wa-ah-ah, wa-ah-ah You ain't never had a friend like me. Ha!