Well, I saw her one fair evening it was early summer time
Man and nature were in blossom, I was really feeling fine
I asked if she would kiss me though I'm usually rather shy
But she looked right into my face and said KMA goodbye

Long ago I had a girlfriend she was pretty, she was cute
On a lonely winter evening I was in a crazy mood
I said: Won't you [bad word] my wife
and hoped that she would not deny
She just laughed her head off screaming KMA goodbye

I wonder if I'm born to lose
I wonder if I always get the sack

Don't give in, don't give up
Always bad luck
Why do I always fall on bad times!?
Don't give in, don't give up
Alwys bad luck
Why do I always fall on bad times!?

Once I made a lovely journey but there was a traffic jam
Next to me a pretty girl, sitting in a caravan
While I showed her all my love I overlooked that big tall guy
Who came over and he kicked me, he said KMA goodbye

Oh lord, mercy me
Show a little symphaty
Don't let me die in agony
Don't leave me high and dry
Oh lord, mercy me
Show a little symphaty
Take me to the promised land
How long do I have to sing this song!?

Once I had a decent supper in a lovely restaurant
When I caught a certain glimpse, that I understood quite wrong
And she took her chips with ketchup, flung them into my left eye
In my right eye was her fist which means KMA goodbye

I wonder if I'm born to lose
I wonder if I always get the sack

(Don't give in and fight bad times)
Don't give in, don't give up
Always bad luck
Why do I always fall on bad times!?