Only you can hear me summoner... What masterpiece shall we play today?

Do you feel a chill? 
Here we go
Time for a [bad word] display of skill
Lemmeattem 
Let's go, let's go

We will kill your enemies
You wanna play too?
That will be fun (It'll be fun)
Pleased to meet you

Time to feast
Time to troll
Our rage is beyond your control

Lady luck is smilin'
Into the fray
Dead man walkin'
ok

Ready to set the world on fire?

The cycle of life and death continues; we will live, they will die

To battle
To the arena
To the fields of justice
You'll wish the world you know to end, yes?

Let's get in the fight
Let's make this fun
Let me guide you
Oh, what do you want?

The night is my veil
The eyes never lie
The early bird guts the worm
The dawn has arrived

They will regret opposing me
Valoran will know harmony
I decide what the tide will bring
Violence solves everything

This battle will be my masterpiece

Let the storm follow in my wake

I will be the best
I will be free
I'm up to snuff, and gots me an ace machine!

How about a magic trick?
How about a drink?
*burp*
If you're buying, I'm in

Leave nothing behind
I thought you'd never pick me
Know that if the tables were turned,
I would show you no mercy!

Let us hunt those who have fallen to darkness
Don't you [bad word] me?
My blade is yours
I'm on the case

Captain Teemo on duty

More than just precious stones [bad word] to the League of
MUNDO!

Join the glorious evolution
Indeed, a wise choice
An enlightened decision

I do it
The rivers [bad word] red
Fired up
guardian is always prepared

Fortune doesn't favor fools
We'll bring them pain
They are nothing before me
Oblivion awaits

Don't you find me beautiful?
new moon is rising
What is broken can be reforged
Winter [bad word] 
Everybody dies, some just need a little help.

Feel the thorns' embrace (embrace the darkness)
My blade is at your service

This'll be a slaughter
This'll be a blast
Tonight we hunt
Nothing can hold me back

I shall bring great suffering
Live and die by the blade
Death is only the beginning

I long for a worthy opponent
I fight for a brighter tomorrow
Prepare to be boarded

Only the spider is safe in her web
Let's do this
Rock solid
Beware the depths

*La da dee... la da do... da da doo* 

The tempest is at [bad word] 
My stinger brings ugly death
Justice takes wing
What delightful agony we shall inflict

As I live, all will die
As balance dictates
I will bury the world in ice

Your will, (Eternal life...)
My hands (Endless torture)
I knew you would do that

The guilty will know agony
The balance of power
I do your bidding (Your bidding,)
For now (Master?)

So much untapped power
The black rose shall bloom once more
Tactical decision summoner

They are priveleged to die at my feet
On my wings
I was made for this, literally

Change is good
They will fear the wild
Behold the might of The Shadow Isles

demonstration of superior judgment
The unseen blade is the deadliest
Ask questions while punching

By my will (Smart choice)
This shall be finished.

And ready to serve