The story begins with who's gonna win 
Knowin' the danger that lies within 
Aboard the ARK a genius at heart 
Who wanted to unlock the mysteries of life 

I am the Eggman, that's what I am 
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan 
I am the Eggman, that's what I am 
I am the Eggman, with the master plan 

I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go 
They're perfect in every way 
I'd love to destroy the blue one you know 
He's an obstacle that always gets in my way 

I love playing this game by [bad word] 
I will conquer the world with my tools 
All my machines are made for [bad word] 
I will build my empire 

I will succeed and you will see 
With my machines there is no retreat 

I am the Eggman, that's what I am 
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan 
I am the Eggman, that's what I am 
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan 

I am the enemy, I will succeed 
My mission, yeah, I [bad word] 
My name is Eggman, don't forget my name! 
If you ask me again, I'll tell you the same 

I am the Eggman, that's what I am 
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan 
I am the Eggman, that's what I am 
I am the Eggman, I got the master master plan 
I am the Eggman!