I met her under the neon lights 
I knew right then it was love at first sight 
and she's a lady, and I'm a man 

She smelled just like a rose garden of  
She throw her tongue all the way down my neck 
she's a lady, 100% 

we two-stepped till the morning light 
making love, shooting whisky, flying high as a kite 
I knew right then, it was love at first sight 
she's a lady, and i'm a man 

I took her to my house 
all hot and horny now, 
lust tattooed on her arm, 
her love that couldn't do me no harm... 

But the [bad word] had a [bad word] 
well hung to the floor 
I had to think of something quick 
so I put it up her back door 
her silver wings, had just started to soar, 
she's a one time country and western tranvestite [bad word]