I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

I love java, sweet and hot
Whoops Mr. Moto, I'm a coffee pot
Shoot me the pot and pour me a shot
cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

Oh slip me a slug from the wonderful mug
And I'll cut [bad word] till i'm snug in a jug
sliced up onion and a raw one
Pour one -
Waiter, waiter, percolator

I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

Boston beans (soy beans)
Green beans (cabbage and greens)
Now I don't care about a bean
Unless it is a chili chili bean (boy!)

I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

I love java sweet and hot
Whoops Mr. Moto I'm a coffee pot
Shoot me the pot and Ill pour me a shot
cup! cup! cup!

Throw me a slug from the wonderful mug
an I'll cut [bad word] just as snug in a jug
Drop a nickel in the pot Joe
Takin it slow
Waiter, waiter, percolator

I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, boy!