Here's a little bonus room
 Because I know you've had it tough
 And here's a little bonus tune
 About collecting real cool stuff

 Yes, here's a little bonus room
 Where you can play
 Don't be frightened
 [bad word] away

 You can linger
 'Cuz I'm your video friend
 Think of me as a father figure
 With a hand to lend

 Here's a little bonus room
 Where you don't have to worry
 Take your sweet time
 You need not hurry

 Oh, you're looking incredible
 You're the bomb!
 And me, I'm kind of like your dad
 And a little like your mom

 There are no monsters here
 Hey wait, look over there...
 $#@!?*!!
 ...I was just kidding
 Don't be scared

 And when you turn this game off
 In the real world once again,
 You won't have to play make-believe
 Or try to pretend

 'Cuz I'll be right there
 When you open your hand
 'Cuz I'm your little invisible
 Musical friend

 So, show me to your pets
 Or show me to your pals
 You really will impress
 Every nifty guy and gal

 Show them you are individual
 Show them you are BOLD!
 Besides, I get residuals
 For every game that's sold

 I'm your little invisible
 Musical friend
 For life

 I'll never leave you