The Tomato Song
 By Bryant Oden

(I usually capo to 2nd fret. Whatever works best for your voice…

INTRO
 
                                                             I don’t like tomatoes and I don’t think they like me

                                                                   I wouldn’t say I hate them and they’re not my enemy
                                                             We do our best to co-exist by staying far apart
                                                                CC
 I don’t like tomatoes they always make me far too unhappy

Now you might like tomatoes and that’s ok with me
 But please don’t put one on my plate or SPLAT one on my knee
 Spaghetti sauce, tomato soup, I love with all my heart
 But I don’t like tomatoes, they always make me far too unhappy

Maybe you thought there’d be a happy ending to this song
 Like I’d try a tomato and realize I was wrong
 But no such luck, this song ends the same way it did start
 I don’t like tomatoes they always make me

I don’t like tomatoes and I don’t think they like me
 I wouldn’t say I hate them but you won’t find one near me
 We do our best to co-exist by staying far apart
 I don’t like tomatoes they always make me
  I don’t like tomatoes they always make me far too unhappy