EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SONIC.EXE!
VS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Mario:
It’sa me Mario, that’s the name of the game,
Tom got scared of you? HA! what a [bad word] shame!
I’ll make your eyes not able to be found,
and play hide and seek, to not play the second round
This is my point of advice, you are gonna [bad word] lose,
Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman is more scarier than you.
There’s no way out of here, so you can’t fly away,
Go ahead and find me, I’ll just make this face.

Sonic.exe:
It must be a sunny afternoon, feel the heat?
the jpeg was weak, so I’mma unleash the beast.
You 2 foot tall round plumber, I’m better than you,
so suck my weiner, A.K.A. SMW.
-M-A-R-I-O- you’re a joke, bro, you blow,
I am about to [bad word] you like Yoshi’s binary code.
I'll rip off your mustache and stick it it up your [bad word] you're too slow [bad word]  I'll murder you [bad word] too fast

Mario:
Letsa go! I’m gonna stomp you hard like a goomba,
your game is boring while mine is [bad word] super!
Just face the fact that I’m better than you,
atleast my [bad word] story was actually [bad word]  [bad word] to the yellow switch trail! you’ll never get out fast,
I can make 1,000 disses when I play in the grass!
It might be Mario’s Suicide, but you’re still gonna die,
you think you’ll win? but is there anything I can do to change your mind?

Sonic.exe:
Those [bad word] and me in the same sentence? WHAT RIOT!
I see you're looking for a win here, JUST [bad word] TRY IT!
Nobody in our realm can out spook me,
All your friends will be dead on the quick count of three.
I see your life's a strife, but I don't need no knife, [bad word]  in fast, better hold on tight.
I’ll find you, then I’ll rip you up with my claws,
and rip off your head and say I AM GOD!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!