- words and music by Milton Drake, AI Hoffman and Jerry Livingston 
- featured by George Olsen and his Orchestra 

I know a ditty nutty as a [bad word] 
Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon 
Some call it pretty, others call it crazy 
But they all sing this tune: 

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? 
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey 
kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? 

If the words sound [bad word] and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey 
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy" 

Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey 
kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo? 
kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?