When I'm Older (исполнитель: The Midnight Beast)
WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL SAY [bad word] WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL LOOK AT [bad word] .. LITTLE BIT WILL I STILL HAVE [bad word] CORRECTION TRY AND HAVE [bad word] WITH FLACCID ERECTION WEARING DUMB CAP, DOING [bad word] RAP... MAYBE I'LL BE [bad word] AWESOME AND GET PAPPED ROLLING IN JAGUAR POPPING THE VIAGRA, FELLAS ARE JEALOUS MY LADIES MAKE ME LOOK LIKE HEFNER WAKE UP DIFFERENT GIRL EACH TIMEA... DON'T KNOW HER NAME THOUGH... ALZHEIMER'S I WAKE UP DIFFERENT GIRL EACH TIMEA, [bad word] I'VE DONE THE SAME BIT AGAIN... ALZHEIMER'S THE MIDNIGHT BEAST STILL RAISE THE ROOF, STILL GETTING CLOCKED FOR THE TIK TOK SPOOF 60 YEARS ON, STILL GOING STRONG... I'STILL BE DANCING BUT MY BACK'S GONE WHEN I'M OLDER STILL GET INTOXICATED EVERY DAY INEBRIATED WHEN I'M OLDER STILL GETTING BAT [bad word] WASTED THEN GETTING RESUSCITATED I'M DEAD JUST KIDDING... HOW ELSE WOULD YOU HEAR ME DUMMY? I'M AN ANTIQUE, START BIDDING... THE OTHER PENSIONERS LOOK AT ME FUNNY 'CAUSE THEY KNOW I KNOW I'M IN TOWN CRASHING PARTY BACK OF THE CLUB... HORLICKS, BACARDI NEVER GO HOME, GRANDDAUGHTERS UNHAPPY KEEP GOING WHEN I FILL UP MY NAPPY WHEN I'M OLD WILL I PLAY DONKEY KONG, SITTING IN MY ARMCHAIR... SPARKING BONG? IT'S FOR [bad word] NOT AN ADDICTION... ASK THE DOCTOR... IT'S PRESCRIPTION WHEN I'M OLD WILL I EAT AT HOOTERS... PULL UP GETTING HEAD ON MOBILITY SCOOTER? STILL PLAYING FIFA...SMOKIN' THE REEFA, GRAMPS ON TOUR, GETTING [bad word] IN BEEFA! WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL LOOK FLY? KISSING 'EM GIRLS... MAKING 'EM CRY? STILL GOT THE GUNS, STILL GOT THE EYEBROWS... WHAT I'M FIT... THERE'S NO NEED TO LIE NOW... PLAYING BOWLS BACK OF THE CAR PARK, GAMBLING MONEY BUYING CHINOS IN PRIMARK WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL HAVE ORGIES? YOUNG WOMEN IN THEIR EARLY FORTIES... HALF BLIND HALF DEAF THE LADIES LOVE ME I'M G.Y.L. GRANDDAD YOU'LIKE TO 'SHHHHH' LET'S HAVE GAME OF STRIP CHESS THE LADIES LOVE ME 'CAUSE I STILL GOT LIBIDO, STILL ROCKIN' SPEEDOS, BANNED FROM THE POOL 'CAUSE I LOOK LIKE PAEDO! BUT I'M NOT PAEDO, I'M HONESTLY NOT PAEDO.................