Twenty years and going strong.
He's never kissed a girl besides his mom.
He's got a throw pillow from his favourite show.
He wears a [bad word] fedora everywhere he goes.

I don't think this guy is on this world.
He thinks that just being nice should get him the girl.
So now [bad word] about how he thought it should be.
"Why does this always happen to me? To me?"

She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.

She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.

Girls just suck, they're out of touch.
I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much.
So she's a [bad word] cause she doesn't like you back.
She's omega, you're the alpha of your own wolf pack.

 [bad word] tonight he's gonna' think of you and
he's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand.
Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep.
"That's the girl that was meant to be with me. With me."

She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.

She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.

What's the matter? Never had her.
Find another. Hide your daughters.

Suck up your pride. Go with the ride.
Sometimes you lose. She doesn't want you.

(Move on) What's the matter? (Let go) Never had her.
(She's gone) You'll be alright. Better luck next time.

She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.

She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.

She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.

She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.

(What's the matter?) Wait. Don't go, hold on.
(Never had her.) I know we were meant to be
(You'll be alright.) One chance. Please stay.

I guess you're happy without me.