[bad word] gotta run now, [bad word] gotta run now
And spryly 
Gotta climb gotta climb now
Way up highly 
Gonna get gonna get you, Doctor Wily
I am Mega Man, here's my mega-plan, YOU DIE
 [bad word] gotta run now, [bad word] gotta run now 
So fast-paced
Gotta climb gotta climb now
It's a rat race
Gonna get gonna get that
Balding [bad word] face
I am Mega Man
I eat Mega-Flan, but why?

'Cause Dr. Wily is an old nasty son of a taint
He can escape so slyly, but not this time
He thinks he's leaving but he ain't
 [bad word] gotta run now, [bad word] gotta run now
Kill Flash Man! [bad word] gotta run now
Also Crash Man!
But I'm not gonna play the one with 
"Slash Man"
MM2 was tight
MM7's [bad word] For real

See 3 was good four was pretty good and five and six were okay, but 7 sucked big dinosaur balls 

POW POW!
 [bad word] gotta run now, [bad word] gotta run now, 
GUY SMILEY!
Gotta climb gotta climb now
BILL O REILLY!
Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily
I am Mega Man... here's my mega plan... 
YOU DIE!