Music : Peter Wolf, Matthias Jabs
 Lyrics: Klaus Meine

 Give me a job
 The one I havn't got
 Don't write me off at anytime
 Don't ever leave me unsatisfied
 I don't [bad word] in a second
 I just [bad word] 
 Don't wanna be the last in line
 Don't wanna be just left behind

 And in the evening when [bad word] home
 It is time to throw my dog a bone
 That's when I wear my shirt that says
 In capital letters In capital letters
 
 Isn't it fun fun fun to be number one
 (He's got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)
 Isn't it fun fun fun to be number one
 (He's a superstar, wunderbar, out of touch too much)

 Don't tell me I'm small
 An inch too short
 I might not be your size but I'm sure great
 And definitely underpaid
 So give me a job
 The one I haven't got
 Don't tell me I'm too poor to join the club
 To hang out with the big shots

 And in the evening when [bad word] home
 It is time to give my dog a bone
 That's when I wear my shirt that says
 In capital letters In capital letters

 Isn't it fun fun fun to be number one
 (He's got no job, got no blow, got no Monica to go to)
 Isn't it fun fun fun to be number one
 (He's a V.I.P. wannabe, all he ever wants is)
 Isn't it fun fun fun to be number one
 Isn't it fun fun fun yeah to be number one
 (He's a V.I.P. wannabe all he ever wants is)
 To be number one

 And in the evening when [bad word] home
 It is time to throw my dog a bone
 That's when I wear my shirt that says
 In capital letters In capital letters

 Isn't it fun fun fun to be number one
 (He's got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)
 Isn't it fun fun fun yeah to be number one
 (He's a superstar, wunderbar, out of touch too much)

 Isn't it fun fun fun to be number one
 Isn't it fun fun fun fun to be number one
 To be number one
 (Fun, fun, fun)
 To be number one
 To be number one
 (He's got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)
 To be number one
 To be number one
 (He's a superstar, wunderbar, out of touch too much)
 To be number one
 To be number one
 (He's got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)
 Yeah