If music be the food of love, I'm Gordon [bad word] Ramsey
Leading it like Gandhi... I'm the Beano... you're the Dandy
If you're bronze and silver... I'm the gold, gonna wish your Dad used a marigold
Listen to what you're told 'cause you might learn summin'... I Matt Damon it like Good Will Hunting

Charizard shiny... I'm quite rare
Not big headed though it's just my hair
If I went solo, I'd pity you fools
Left hanging like a pair of [bad word] 
I am the ball sack
More meat than a rib rack
I'm a needle in a haystack
Unique, me more than a junkie... needs crack

Or more than Santa needs his sack
I am the leader they're just the pack 
They're just the starter, I'm the main course
Without me you're chips, with no sauce

Luke Skywalker with no force
cowboy without his horse
This band revolves around me
Why can't you buckin' see that

I'm the main one ('cause of the way that I dress)
The main one ('cause I look good in a vest)
The main one ('cause I can do Arabesque)
The main one... The main one

Hi there, we're The Midnight Beast
And I'm [bad word] from The Midnight Beast
I'm the oldest in The Midnight Beast
So I'M the main one in The Midnight Beast

I was born first
And I grew pubes first
I could shave and grow another beard
By the time I finish this verse (he's hairy!)

Like lightning... I'm scary 
Strong as a bear, but sweet like a fairy
Go through life, like I don't have a care-y
Allergic to Gluten... but not Dairy

Do you still not get my case?
Got more GaGa than Poker Face
I got the balls that you can't replace
So make some [bad word] space 'cuz

I'm the main one ('cause of the 'fro in my hat)
The main one ('cause of the eyebrows and that)
The main one ('cause I'm a necrophiliac... what?)
The main one... The main one

Save the best till last
You're economy... I'm first class
You guys are dated like YOLO
So I'm out Han Solo

I bring the ahhh
I bring the ohh
I bring the scat-ba-dap-bap-ba-doo
So you basically don't bring anything... 
I DO!... Let me put it simply, 'imma tell you

THE GUNS
THE MOVES
CHECK OUT MY PACKAGE
CHORIZO SAUSAGE

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS [bad word] [bad word] I'M ON MISSION TO IMPREGNATE
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

I'm the main one ('cause without me you're [bad word] 
The main one (well your mum's got a [bad word] 
The main one  [bad word] you both then I quit)
The main one... The main one

This bands the only band in the world that has three main ones...
We're all as good as each other there could never be a main one...
...I'm the main one.