I'll start this off without any words 
I got so high I scratched 'till I bled 
I love myself better than you 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 
The finest day that I've ever had 
Was when I learned to cry [bad word] I love myself better than you 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 

I'm on a plain, mmmm 
I [bad word]  mmmm 
I'm on a plain, mmmm

My mother died every night
It's safe to say, quote me on that 
I love myself better than you 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 
The black sheep got blackmailed again 
Forgot to put on the zip code 
I love myself better than you 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 

I'm on a plain, mmmm
I [bad word]  mmmm 
I'm on a plain, mmmm

Somewhere I have heard this before 
In a dream my memory has stored
As a defence I'm neutered and spayed 
What the [bad word] am I trying to say? 

It is now time to make it unclear 
To write off lines that don't make sense 
I love myself better than you 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 
And one more special message to go 
And then I'm done, and I can go home 
I love myself better than you 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 

I'm on a plain 
I [bad word] 
I'm on a plain
I [bad word] 
I'm on a plain
I [bad word] 
I'm on a plain
I [bad word] 
I'm on a plain... 

(fades out into):

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