If I were a rich man 
With a million or two 
I'd live in a penthouse 
In a room, with a view 

And if I were handsome 
(No way) 
(It could happen) 
Those dreams [bad word] [bad word] 
I wouldn't have nothin' 
If I didn't have you 

Wouldn't have nothin' 
If I didn't have 
Wouldn't have nothin' 
If I didn't have 
Wouldn't have nothin' 

Can I tell you something? 
For years I have envied 
(You green with it) 
Your grace and your charm 
Everyone loves you, you know? 
(Yes I know, I know, I know) 

I must admit it, big guy 
You [bad word] through 
I wouldn't have nothin' 
If I didn't have you 

You and me together 
That's how it 
Always should be 
One without the other 
Don't mean nothing to me 
Nothing to me 
Ya 

I wouldn't be nothin' 
(Aw now) 
If I didn't have you 
To serve 

I'm just 
punky little eyeball 
And a funky optic nerve 
Hey, I never told you this 

Sometimes 
I get a little blue 
(Looks good on you) 
But I wouldn't have nothin' 
If I didn't have you 

Let's dance (haha) 
Look, Ma, I'm dancin' 
Would you let me lead? 

Look at 
That's it two big guys 
Who are light on their feet 

Don't you dare dip me 
Don't you dare dip me 
Don't you dare dip me 
Ow, I should have stretched 

Yes, I wouldn't be nothin' 
If I didn't have you 
(I know what you mean, Sulley, 

because) 

I wouldn't know 
Where to go 
(Me too because I) 
Or know, what to do 
(Why do you keep singin' my part?) 
I don't have to say it 
(Aw, say it anyway) 
Cause we both know 
It's [bad word] 

I wouldn't have nothin' 
If I didn't have 
I wouldn't have nothin' 
If I didn't have 
I wouldn't have nothin' 
If I didn't have 
Wouldn't have nothin' 
If I didn't have 
Youuuuu 

One more time! Big one! 

Don't have to say it 
Where'd [bad word] from? 
Oh, we both know it's [bad word] 
Let's take it home, big guy 

I wouldn't have nothin' 
If I didn't have 
I wouldn't have nothin' 
If I didn't have 
I wouldn't have nothin' 
If I didn't have 

You, you, you 
A-E-I-O 
That means you 
Ya